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"It is really freezing in D.C. I have to admit I was surprised. Al Gore told us this wouldn’t happen!”
— Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), quoted by TPM, to a crowd at the Heritage Foundation, in a speech about energy policy.
You don’t understand climate…
I believe what Ted Cruz said was in jest but the liberal establishment looks for any way it can too tear down anyone not on board with their hyperbole. Al Gore is a moron and has profited off of people’s fears and ignorance.
That’s a rather humorous statement coming from someone whining about hyperbole.